Think of it: summers as a lazy teenager rolling out of bed “early” and plopping down onto the couch with a bowl of cereal and an hour of Bob Barker. Sick days begun with talk shows and game shows.

I used to always imagine how much I would ROCK on “The Price Is Right.” But I always worried about spinning the big wheel.

Why? I figured that I would be the one person who not only falls while standing on that little spot of carpet positioned on the gleaming (read: slick) floor, but also manages to somehow get caught in the wheel.

As it turns out, someone beat me to it! Welcome to the gaming life, Drew Carey… millions of people are wincing in your honor. Ouch.