A short time ago, I was trailed by a group of people who were clapping in time and chanting my name. “ViiiiCKIE! ViiiiCKIE!”

It was kind of awesome.

Can someone arrange it so that happens on a more regular basis? I’m not saying every day, as that would get a little too extreme for my typically modest and occasionally self-depricating demeanor.

But once every couple of weeks would be a perfect. I mean, if I can’t have Morgan Freeman around to make my life sound way cooler through his narration thereof, this would be the next best thing.